so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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