but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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