Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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