Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
