If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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