Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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