just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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