On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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