She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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