Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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