It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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