you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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