Swine flu. Run for my life!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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