No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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