Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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