he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
its not stalking. its research.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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