i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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