I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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