SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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