I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
How's work?
Spinning.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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