last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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