So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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