Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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