ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
one two three fourrrrnication!
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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