its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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