i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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