Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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