so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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