thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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