My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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