maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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