i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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