do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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