Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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