Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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