nut hugger
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I love you.
Bad choice
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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