Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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