I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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