Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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