All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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