How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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