3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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