It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
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