quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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