What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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