Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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