Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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