dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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