you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
