officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
