His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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