Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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